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RAARR! This rather distinguished photo of my friend was taken by one of his numerous ladies.  Where did the arms come from, I hear you cry.  Well.  I have no idea.  He was just trying them out.  When I saw him with arms, I just laughed and laughed and laugheg, HAH HAH!  Arms.  And fingers.  I said "What do you think you're going to DO with those fingers?"  and he just smiled at me and winked.  Unless he's going to use those fingers to do some LOOMING or something, I have no idea what he's so smug about.  What?  Oh.  OH.  Oh.  I knew that.  Shut up, of course I did.  RAAARRRR!!!